God bless the English language, where the following are perfect examples of good grammar:

"If because when Mary came in the room John left Peter cried, I would be surprised."

"We sent the man from Edinburgh, for for four Forfar formers to go would be favoritism."

e - Suki!

Too Long

I have once again neglected my Xanga-blogging duties for far too long.  This is due to the fact that I am a Lazy Bastards.  We LBs like to do very little, and high up on the list of things we like to neglect to do is blogging.  An LB's favorite hobbies are loafing, vegging, and being very lazy bastards.

The Montana/Minnesota trip was a success!!  Both Tokio and I made it back with only cuts, bruises, and and eyeball missing, which is very good, comparatively.  Seriously though, beautiful stuff up there.  Especially Carr, CO, not to be confused with Mobile, AL.

Well, I have nothing more to say.  So I will take my leave with only the excuse that I am, in fact, a Lazy Bastard.

Yours truly,
     Murcielago

01. What is the best way to get over someone?
Play racquetball

02. What makeup do you wear on a daily basis?
none… except mascara

03. If you could eat one meal for the rest of your life, what would it be?
pizza!

04. What curse word do you use the most?
damnit!!  Or it’s Spanish equivalent Hijole!

05. Do you own an ipod?
nope

06. Who on your Myspace " top 8 " do you talk to the most?
high school pal Megan!

07. What time is your alarm clock set for?
8:58

08. Have you ever bid for something on ebay?
yes

9. Do you wear flip-flops even when its cold outside?
no

10. Where do you buy your groceries from?
tom thumb or Albertsons or walmart

11. Would you rather take the picture or be in the picture?
take it

12. What was the last movie you watched?
panic room

13. Do any of your friends have children?
yes… dave and robert’s about to

14. If you won the lottery what would be the first thing you would buy?
a pool for my mom….. and then my el camino

15. Has anyone ever called you lazy?
yep

16. Do you ever take medication to help you fall asleep faster?
no

17. What CD is currently in your CD player?
my “master mix”

18. When was the last time someone hit on you?
yesterday at work

19. What is your biggest fear?
snakes

20. What color is your car?
deep blue

21. Can you whistle?
yes.

22. What is your favorite Christmas / winter movie?
Christmas vacation

23. Have you ever participated in a protest?
only in petition form

24. What is your favorite ride at an amusement park?
Shockwave… once i rode it 19 times in a row

25. What is something you must do everyday?
be a smartass… it’s in my blood

26. Have you ever dated one of your best friends?
yep… never again

27. How many people have you slept with?
well, there was Teddy Bear…. But that was long ago.

28. Did you watch cartoons as a child?
still do

29.. What do you miss most?
minnesota

30.. Would you ever sky dive?
yeah.

31. What are you allergic to?
pollens.

32. What is your biggest regret?
don’t really have any

33. Have you ever had Jamba Juice?
no

34. When was the last time you laughed so hard your sides hurt?
yesterday with Hayley

35. Do you own any band t-shirts?
Yes

36. What is your favorite candle scent?
French vanilla…. Mmmmmmmmmm………….

37. When was your last plane ride?
to Vermont last summer

38. Do you crack your nuckles?
yes.

40. What is your favorite salad dressing?
ranch mixed with caesar

41. Do you read for fun?
yes

42. Can you speak any languages other than English?
yes, Spanish fluently, French german Japanese Italian Portuguese Russian some

43. Where is your cell phone?
in my pocket

44. Do you do your own dishes?
sometimes.

45. What color is your bedroom painted?
yellow.

46. Which do you make: wishes or plans?
plans

47. Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
yes, a tatt

48. Would you ever date someone covered in tattoos?
maybe.

49. Do you sleep on your side, tummy, or back?
side.

50. How many hours of sleep do you need to function?
about six point five or seven

200. My middle name is: James

199. I was born on: July 18, 1985

198. I am: Magnanimous

197. My cell phone company is: Cingular

196. My eye color is: Brown

195. My shoe size is: 11

194. My ring size is: 11

193. My height is: 5’11”

192. I am allergic to: pollen in the air

191. I was born in: Minneapolis, MN

190. I live in: Richardson, TX

189. The last book I read: The Bakkhai, by Euripidies

187. One thing I know for sure about the opposite sex: smarter, nicer, and better-looking

186. I am glad I'm my sex because: I can’t have babies!!  Woo-hoo!!

179. My favorite Holiday is: Halloween

178. The perfect kiss is: inexplicable.

177. The last three cd's I bought are: 311 – Transformer, Thalia – Bandas Exitos, and _______ (don’t remember)

176. Last song that made me cry was: none

175. What did you do last night?: took a nap


:::::I Do (YES)/Do Not (NO) Believe In:::::

142. Love at first sight? Not exactly

141. Luck? yes

140. Fate? yes

139. God? In a sense

138. Aliens? no

137. Heaven? No

136. Hell? No

135. Ghosts? nope

134. Horoscopes? Nooooooo

133. Soulmates? In a sense

:::::Which is Better?:::::

129. Hugs or Kisses? kisses

128. Drunk or High: Drunk

127. Phone or Online: in person

126. Red heads or Black hair: brown

125. Blondes or Brunettes? brunette
124. Hot or cold: Cold

123. Summer or winter: Winter

122. Coffee or tea: tea

121. Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla

120. Night or Day: night

119. Oranges or Apples: pears

118. Curly or Straight hair: straight

:::::Here's What I Think About:::::

116. Abortion: woman’s body, her choice

115. Backstabbers: suck

114. Parents: cool when they’re not being parents

::::Last time I:::

103. Kissed someone: yesterday

102. Last time I hugged someone: yesterday

101. Seen someone I haven't seen in a while: today at school

100. Cried in front of someone: never!

99. Grew: i was born this big (i weigh as much as three apples)

::::MISC::::

90. who is the ditziest person you know: cassie

89. Who makes you laugh the most: hayley

83. The last movie I saw in the theater was: memoirs of a geisha

82. The thing I don't understand is: why “damn” in Spanish includes the word for son

80. The most unsatisfactory answer I've ever received: hesitation

76. This summer I am: road trippin to Montana and Minnesota

75. Something I will really miss when I leave home is: Not paying rent

74. The thing that I'm looking forward to the most: life after college

74. The thing that I'm not looking forward to is: finishing college

73. Tomorrow: I'm going to work

72. Today: i work

71. Next Summer: not sure

70. Next Week: exams

67. People call me: Ben, Benjamin, hey you!

62. The person who knows the most about me is: Hayley

61. The person that can read me the best is: Hayley

60. The most difficult thing to do is: not procrastinate

59. I have gotten a speeding ticket: one

56. My zodiac sign is: cancer

53. The one person who can't hide things from me: Robert

51. Right now I am talking romantically to: whoever is reading this survey

48. I have/will get a job at: somewhere that’s not fast food

47. I have these pets: Callie, Max

45. The worst sound in the world: Balloons…. Grr

44. The person that makes me cry the most is: Robert

35. Florida or Hawaii: Florida

33. My favorite piece of clothing: three piece suit

31. Last time I cried: No idea.

28. The school I go to is: University of Texas at Dallas

27. Last person i got mad at: The three-texas-doubles guy

26. My worst drinking experience was: when i had to go to the er

22. The all-time best movie is:Silent Hill

21. The all-time best thing in the world is: surprising people by speaking in the foreign language they just dissed me in

19. The most annoying thing ever is: grogginess

HOW YOU FEEL....

18. The most annoying person you know is: hehehe

17. I lose all respect for people who: are dishonest/incommunicative

16. The movies I have cried at are: only one… Pieces of April

15. Closest friends Name: Hayley

14. TV shows you watch: family guy, simpsons, sealab, futurama

13. Favorite web site: newgrounds

12. I want to be: successful

11. The worst pain I was ever in was: when i gave birth to triplets…. Huh?

10. My favorite phrase: badass!

9. My room is: haunted by elves that make it messy

8. My favorite celebrity is: tom cruise, for the sole fact that i like watching him be a prick

7. Our current president: *sighs*

6. Life is: awesome

5. My weakness is: again, the procrastination

4. What turns me on is: smarts, looks, blah blah… let’s be honest – women!

3. Who broke your heart: no comment

2. One thing that makes you feel great is: driving

1. I filled out 200 questions because: no idea